Strip Clubs - Peter James

You come home at 4:00 am staggering in the house trying to not wake up your old lady. You get a slice of cold pizza and a beer and you watch a few minutes of ESPN to catch up on the latest scores before you go to bed. You take a piss, then go into your bedroom and take off your clothes. You plop down in bed, and the old lady raises up like someone from Night of the Living Dead. She takes one whiff of you and rolls her eyes. She goes through your pants pockets like a woman getting ready for a shopping spree. Then she sees all she wants and steam comes out her ears. She thumps back down in bed like she just ate a water melon. 

Do you know what is wrong? She has just realized that you got back from a strip club. She can smell all the cheap perfume on you, knows you spent a ton of money, and can tell by your constant hard on, that you got turned on looking at boobies all night long.

Why do women hate strip clubs so much? You would think that there was a minister there preaching about the antichrist. It isn't too hard to figure out really.

Would you like your woman to be in a place where nude hot men put their packages in her face? Probably not. Though, to be honest I could really care less. As long as she comes home to me, I don't care how many men rub themselves on her. But, most men would get jealous.

- The idea of her man going to a place and drooling over another woman pisses her off. She wants you to drool over her and only her. She doesn't understand that after a few years and a few pounds, she aren't the woman she once were. Instead, she thinks that your eyes are only for looking at her breasts.

- Woman are territorial creatures. They would piss on you to mark you if they could. Instead they nag and bitch, to wear you down so that you have no will to live. They think that they own you.

- There is also a money issue here. They get jealous at the idea of you spending money on any woman but them. Sometimes this might be due to problems with finances, or maybe just because she is a bitch. If she acts like this, look at your bank account, that will tell you why real fast.

- Most women don't understand what a strip club is really. They know that men go there to see naked chicks, but they don't understand it. They don't understand why they aren't all that we need. This causes frustration and in the end causes anger.

You need to understand that she probably won't like the idea of you going to strip clubs. I know, that might be hard to understand. Duh!? They want to control you in every aspect. They only want you to give your horny attention time to them. The idea of you getting aroused at another woman is off limits.

Well my friend, I'm not sure what kind of advice I can give you. Obviously, if you with her, then you love something about her. If nothing more than the love canal between her legs. I'm not sure though why you would fall in love with a woman who tries to control your every move. 

There are a few options out there for you. You can invite her along so she can see what is going on. Buy her a drink, get her a dancer, and have some fun. You might get lucky and she might realize she has some curiosity for the female body. This could lead you into some interesting three way sex with the girl next door.

Her watching a woman rub her titties in your face might make her so jealous it makes her explode. I have seen this happen in strip clubs before. They go in to see what it is like and what their husbands are doing, and bam, they fly off the handle. A cat fight might be nice to watch, as long as the cat that is fighting isn't yours.

You could always lie to her. I mean, if you can mask the scent of cheap perfume it is possible. You could always try coming in after the old woman goes to sleep and taking a shower. You need to watch this behavior through. She might think that you are cheating on her.

Of course, you can always choose not to go to strip clubs. You can just go out with your buddies at a normal club. You might find this to be more pleasurable since you will be able to find people to have a conversation with. There isn't much conversation going on between horny men looking at tits. Unless, they are bisexual and aroused and looking to see if you would be a willing mate for the evening.

Regardless of what you decide to do, decide what is the best for you. If your woman is a bitch who nags all the time, then I would go. Why not have some fun? She is committed to keeping your life a living hell. You should focus on some fun in your life. What is wrong with that? 

Strip clubs can be a lot of fun. They are my favorite place to go. For a small amount of money you can have a great time. You pay a few bucks, you see what you want to see and you get to move on. It is pretty simple really. That is the way all women should be.